Scratch This
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Scratch This
by Jessica Green
Jessica Green
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We all navigate complex, challenging relationships. SCRATCH THIS slaps those challenges in the face with a dose of relatability, humor and a shove from someone we love. Family dynamics and conflict are explored as three unlikely cast members deliver an Always Sunny/3 Stooges/Bridesmaids mashup.
We all navigate complex, challenging relationships. SCRATCH THIS slaps those challenges in the face with a dose of relatability, humor and a shove from someone we love. Family dynamics and conflict are explored as three unlikely cast members deliver an Always Sunny/3 Stooges/Bridesmaids mashup.
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Story
Mission Statement
We are proud to be an all female driven production and embrace our responsibility to provide equal opportunity in front of and behind the camera. All female is not enough! We realize that being female identifying does not encompass diversity all together. We are intentional in our hiring.About The Project
OUR STORY
What started out as four like-minded creative women answering the call for a “Women in Comedy” film competition, quickly became the award-winning pilot for SCRATCH THIS the webseries.We were deliberate in our quest for a story that was unique and that only we could tell. To our delight, audiences around the globe have laughed along with these relatable characters. GoIndiTV says, “This is a laugh out loud short.”
“Sisterly love gone awry” is the heart and soul of our series. Each episode uses a consistent formula opening with a startling moment, then flashing back to discover how the sisters got into this mess in the first place. The first frame of each episode will always match the last frame. Cool, huh?!
With your help we will execute our unique approach and bring the following stories to life. Feast your eyes on these babies…We are Producers, Directors, Writers, Actors and Editors. We don't ask for permission and we fight for our dreams daily. The struggles we face inspire us to create stories that are raw, real, relatable and f*kn funny.
Your support of our series directly fuels our goal to develop, produce, and share our universal truth that our seats at the table whether a family dinner, a board room or on set, are worth fighting for.
HELP US MAKE THIS SERIES
We can't do it without you!Our goal of $20,000 is what we'll need to complete the first five episodes.
Please FOLLOW our project by pressing the BLUE FOLLOW button and SHARE our project on social media. Tell your friends, foes, colleagues, community and especially your “loving” siblings about SCRATCH THIS. Encourage them to pledge and spread the word and if you don’t … WE’RE TELLING MOM!!!
From our family to yours … THANK YOU!
We’ll see you in therapy.Incentives
$5
#SOS “SISTERS OUT SHOUT”
Social Media Shout Out
Look out as your cell is about to blow! An appreciative shout out from all of our social media is coming your way. Now we can’t promise to be civilized, but we can promise to get your name right!
$15
WHAT'S THE MAGIC WORD?
Thank You Credit on our Website
Uhmm is it THANK YOU? … Yup! A hearty thank is what you’ll get emblazened on our website, and although our mother didn’t raise us right, we still have manners, sorta.
PLUS: Social Media Shout Out!
$25
WARNING: EAR WORM!
"Run Kristen Run" MP3
Please rise for the SCRATCH THIS anthem and we dare you not to sing “Run Kristen Run” for the next 36 - 48 hours! #doubledogdare Catchier than a holiday carol. Let us know how you do!
PLUS:
Social Media Shout Out
Website Thank you!
$30
TIMES SQUARE SHOUT OUT!
SHOUT OUTLOUD!
Our three stars will take their sisterly love and turn it into a public nuisance just for you! This trio will SHOUT YOUR NAME at the top-of-their-lungs in the middle of TIMES SQUARE. What?! Why?! We don’t know, but it’s going to be funny, brag worthy and a little bit dangerous TBH.
You will be invited to witness this event (date TBD, travel and lodging not included) then we'll post a video of it on social media and you’ll get a copy to show your frat brothers and grandkids. Your 15 seconds of stardom awaits!
Claimed: 3 of 20
$35
JANE HANCOCK
Autographed script page
Nothing better than saying “I knew her when!”...well, except being able to prove it. Consider this script page your official knew-her-when certification as it will be signed by the stars of our series (rumor has it they are gonna be BIG!!!) and if you’re super lucky your signed page may also have actor or director notes on it. Now that’s some real #BTS goodness.
PLUS:
Social Media Shout Out
Website THANK YOU!
MP3 Run Kristen Run
$50
YOU ALWAYS WERE THE FAVORITE
Thank you on series credits and IMDb
Mom loves you best and now you can prove it! Show your sibs your super-cool IMDb credit and laugh when you’re in the show credits and they aren’t. #LOL #inyourface
PLUS:
Social Media Shout Out
Website THANK YOU!
MP3 Run Kristen Run
$50
YUK YUK YUK
Pie In The Face
Scratch This is a proud provider of powerful physical comedy and with this perk you get a personalized "pieing!" Just tell us which sister you want to have "pied" in the face and you got it! You'll receive a personalized email with a video of the sister of your choice getting splatted!
PLUS:
Thank you on series credits and IMDb
Social Media Shout Out
Website Thank You
MP3 of "Run Kristen Run"
Claimed: 17 of 20
$75
POSER? WE MEAN POSTER!
Autographed Official Show Poster
A super glossy, super sassy, super signed 8x10 autographed official SCRATCH THIS show poster. #collectorsitem
PLUS:
Social Media Shout Out
Website THANK YOU!
MP3 Run Kristen Run
Thank you in credits and IMDb
$80
FAVORITE SISTER (Shhh! Don't tell the other two)
2 TICKETS TO "BETTE DAVIS AIN'T FOR SISSIES" SHOW IN NYC PLUS MEET & GREET
This is a HUGE one everybody! Jessica Sherr, our sassy youngest sibling, performs her hugely successful one woman, world-wide, massively successful Bette Davis Show in at the Episcopal Actors Guild in NYC on July 17th or August 18th at 7:30pm and you and a guest are going! Plus, a meet and greet after the show!
Travel and lodging not provided.
Full details will be provided via email after selecting this incentive.
PLUS:
Social Media Shout Out
Website THANK YOU
MP3 "Run Kristen Run"
Thank you in credits and IMDb
Sold Out!
$90
OHHHMMM NO YOU DIDN'T!
Reiki with Laura Dowling Shea
When you're the oldest sister you learn a lot about life (and how to cope with your annoying family!) In real life Laura does this well, due to the fact that she is a highly trained Reiki specialist. Laura is offering her expertise on this perk to help you get rid of your bad chi, and bad children (for an hour anyway!) Let's face it- your sisters are annoying, your mother is a burden, your father is asleep, and your friends are all drunk. So for your own good, take advantage of this perk and save yourself!!
Location in NYC area TBD
Travel and lodging not included
PLUS:
Social Media Shout Out
Website THANK YOU
MP3 "Run Kristen Run"
Thank You in credits and IMDb
Claimed: 1 of 3
$100
SHHHHHH...DON'T TELL MOM!
Private Link to Pilot
Unless you’re a frequent festival goer, you haven't seen SCRATCH THIS. But now you can with this super secret link. Heck no it’s not online, so you will be the only one who gets to see where the sisters got their funny, yet violent start.
PLUS:
Social Media Shout Out
Website THANK YOU!
MP3 Run Kristen Run
IMDB Thank you credit
$125
FIT TO FIGHT
Personal Training in Central Park with Jessica Sherr
Move over Arnold! Our youngest sib Jessica Sherr (aka Kristen) just happens to be a very popular NYC based fitness trainer. She'll dole out a session of sisterly love and punishment to whip you into shape so you too can run away from your family as quickly as you can!
PLUS:
Social Media Shout Out
Website THANK YOU!
MP3 Run Kristen Run
IMDB Thank you credit
Claimed: 1 of 2
$150
FAM PHOTO
Photo Op on Set with the Cast!
Join us on set. Grab an actor and snap a pic! If you’re really lucky you’ll be there during a fight scene! #boom
Travel and lodging not provided
PLUS:
Social Media Shout Out
Website THANK YOU!
MP3 Run Kristen Run
Thank you in credits and IMDb
Link to Pilot
Claimed: 2 of 7
$180
LOOK MA, NO HANDS!
JAG42 Demo Reel
Our middle sister can do anything, and we do mean anything (we still ignore her, tho.) Jessica Alexandra Green (aka Kaitlyn) is an award-winning actor, producer, director, and EDITOR and that last skill is where YOU win!
Jessica is offering her editorial services to help further YOUR career by cutting your demo reel with her award-winning editorial prowess. If you're in the biz, you know what a bargain this is. Hop on this one QUICK!
Reel edit must be claimed within 6 months of the Seed&Spark campaign closing. For terms and information visit the FAQ at www.JAG42.com
PLUS:
Social Media Shout-Out
Website THANK YOU!
MP3 Run Kristen Run
Thank you in credits and IMDb
Link to Pilot
Sold Out!
$200
TOLD YOU SO
Virtual Q&A with the TEAM!
Hop on an hour long video call with the whole gang and ask ANY questions you want! Wondering about our process, this journey, filmmaking, acting, how to perform the sleeper hold, what combo your sister uses on her diary … just ask us … we know everything!
PLUS:
Social Media Shout Out
Website THANK YOU!
MP3 Run Kristen Run
Thank you in credits and IMDb
Link to Pilot
Claimed: 2 of 5
$500
FAMILY REUNION
You and a guest are invited to our wrap party! Now that all the hard work is done the sisters are sure to behave at this shindig, uhmmmm … right? Come at your own risk and bring plenty of gauze.
Travel and lodging not provided
PLUS:
Social Media Shout Out
Website THANK YOU!
MP3 Run Kristen Run
Link to Pilot
IMBD Thank you
Claimed: 2 of 6
$600
MIND YOUR MANNERS
Bring a pal and meet us for lunch in New York City because there’s nothing like actually witnessing the 3 sisters out in public and trying to agree on appetizers … or anything.
(Location TBD)
Travel and lodging not provided
PLUS:
Social Media Shout Out
Website THANK YOU!
MP3 Run Kristen Run
Thank you in credits and IMDb
Link to Pilot
Claimed: 0 of 4
$1,000
TAG ALONG
Associate Producer Credit on IMDb
Yeh, you! Consider yourself a Hollywood heavyweight as you now have an associate producer credit on this award winning series. #bragworthy Welcome to the fam.
PLUS:
Social Media Shout Out
Website THANK YOU!
MP3 Run Kristen Run
Link to Pilot
Claimed: 2 of 5
$5,000
COLD CASH, WARM HEARTS
Individual Episode Sponsorship
Yes, our love can be bought and so can an episode of SCRATCH THIS. Sounds pretty cool huh? Not only does it sound cool, but based on the success of our pilot, having your company, product, or even your Momma’s name seen (and heard) by new customers at each venue, not to mention the online exposure IS super cool!
PLUS:
Social Media Shout Out
Website THANK YOU!
MP3 Run Kristen Run
Link to Pilot
Claimed: 0 of 8
$5,000
HEAD OF THE FAMILY
Executive Producer
When it’s all said and done there is no one who is there for you more than your family. Except your Executive Producer of course! That’s where you come in. Step into this role and be worshipped by the entire cast and crew. Also be the envy of your neighbors, your Facebook friends, and even secure a guaranteed place in heaven. #fact
PLUS:
Social Media Shout Out
Website THANK YOU!
MP3 Run Kristen Run
Link to Pilot
Claimed: 0 of 3
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Wishlist
Use the WishList to pledge cash and loan items - or - Make a pledge by selecting an incentive directly.
$5
#SOS “SISTERS OUT SHOUT”
Social Media Shout Out
Look out as your cell is about to blow! An appreciative shout out from all of our social media is coming your way. Now we can’t promise to be civilized, but we can promise to get your name right!
$15
WHAT'S THE MAGIC WORD?
Thank You Credit on our Website
Uhmm is it THANK YOU? … Yup! A hearty thank is what you’ll get emblazened on our website, and although our mother didn’t raise us right, we still have manners, sorta.
PLUS: Social Media Shout Out!
$25
WARNING: EAR WORM!
"Run Kristen Run" MP3
Please rise for the SCRATCH THIS anthem and we dare you not to sing “Run Kristen Run” for the next 36 - 48 hours! #doubledogdare Catchier than a holiday carol. Let us know how you do!
PLUS:
Social Media Shout Out
Website Thank you!
$30
TIMES SQUARE SHOUT OUT!
SHOUT OUTLOUD!
Our three stars will take their sisterly love and turn it into a public nuisance just for you! This trio will SHOUT YOUR NAME at the top-of-their-lungs in the middle of TIMES SQUARE. What?! Why?! We don’t know, but it’s going to be funny, brag worthy and a little bit dangerous TBH.
You will be invited to witness this event (date TBD, travel and lodging not included) then we'll post a video of it on social media and you’ll get a copy to show your frat brothers and grandkids. Your 15 seconds of stardom awaits!
Claimed: 3 of 20
$35
JANE HANCOCK
Autographed script page
Nothing better than saying “I knew her when!”...well, except being able to prove it. Consider this script page your official knew-her-when certification as it will be signed by the stars of our series (rumor has it they are gonna be BIG!!!) and if you’re super lucky your signed page may also have actor or director notes on it. Now that’s some real #BTS goodness.
PLUS:
Social Media Shout Out
Website THANK YOU!
MP3 Run Kristen Run
$50
YOU ALWAYS WERE THE FAVORITE
Thank you on series credits and IMDb
Mom loves you best and now you can prove it! Show your sibs your super-cool IMDb credit and laugh when you’re in the show credits and they aren’t. #LOL #inyourface
PLUS:
Social Media Shout Out
Website THANK YOU!
MP3 Run Kristen Run
$50
YUK YUK YUK
Pie In The Face
Scratch This is a proud provider of powerful physical comedy and with this perk you get a personalized "pieing!" Just tell us which sister you want to have "pied" in the face and you got it! You'll receive a personalized email with a video of the sister of your choice getting splatted!
PLUS:
Thank you on series credits and IMDb
Social Media Shout Out
Website Thank You
MP3 of "Run Kristen Run"
Claimed: 17 of 20
$75
POSER? WE MEAN POSTER!
Autographed Official Show Poster
A super glossy, super sassy, super signed 8x10 autographed official SCRATCH THIS show poster. #collectorsitem
PLUS:
Social Media Shout Out
Website THANK YOU!
MP3 Run Kristen Run
Thank you in credits and IMDb
$80
FAVORITE SISTER (Shhh! Don't tell the other two)
2 TICKETS TO "BETTE DAVIS AIN'T FOR SISSIES" SHOW IN NYC PLUS MEET & GREET
This is a HUGE one everybody! Jessica Sherr, our sassy youngest sibling, performs her hugely successful one woman, world-wide, massively successful Bette Davis Show in at the Episcopal Actors Guild in NYC on July 17th or August 18th at 7:30pm and you and a guest are going! Plus, a meet and greet after the show!
Travel and lodging not provided.
Full details will be provided via email after selecting this incentive.
PLUS:
Social Media Shout Out
Website THANK YOU
MP3 "Run Kristen Run"
Thank you in credits and IMDb
Sold Out!
$90
OHHHMMM NO YOU DIDN'T!
Reiki with Laura Dowling Shea
When you're the oldest sister you learn a lot about life (and how to cope with your annoying family!) In real life Laura does this well, due to the fact that she is a highly trained Reiki specialist. Laura is offering her expertise on this perk to help you get rid of your bad chi, and bad children (for an hour anyway!) Let's face it- your sisters are annoying, your mother is a burden, your father is asleep, and your friends are all drunk. So for your own good, take advantage of this perk and save yourself!!
Location in NYC area TBD
Travel and lodging not included
PLUS:
Social Media Shout Out
Website THANK YOU
MP3 "Run Kristen Run"
Thank You in credits and IMDb
Claimed: 1 of 3
$100
SHHHHHH...DON'T TELL MOM!
Private Link to Pilot
Unless you’re a frequent festival goer, you haven't seen SCRATCH THIS. But now you can with this super secret link. Heck no it’s not online, so you will be the only one who gets to see where the sisters got their funny, yet violent start.
PLUS:
Social Media Shout Out
Website THANK YOU!
MP3 Run Kristen Run
IMDB Thank you credit
$125
FIT TO FIGHT
Personal Training in Central Park with Jessica Sherr
Move over Arnold! Our youngest sib Jessica Sherr (aka Kristen) just happens to be a very popular NYC based fitness trainer. She'll dole out a session of sisterly love and punishment to whip you into shape so you too can run away from your family as quickly as you can!
PLUS:
Social Media Shout Out
Website THANK YOU!
MP3 Run Kristen Run
IMDB Thank you credit
Claimed: 1 of 2
$150
FAM PHOTO
Photo Op on Set with the Cast!
Join us on set. Grab an actor and snap a pic! If you’re really lucky you’ll be there during a fight scene! #boom
Travel and lodging not provided
PLUS:
Social Media Shout Out
Website THANK YOU!
MP3 Run Kristen Run
Thank you in credits and IMDb
Link to Pilot
Claimed: 2 of 7
$180
LOOK MA, NO HANDS!
JAG42 Demo Reel
Our middle sister can do anything, and we do mean anything (we still ignore her, tho.) Jessica Alexandra Green (aka Kaitlyn) is an award-winning actor, producer, director, and EDITOR and that last skill is where YOU win!
Jessica is offering her editorial services to help further YOUR career by cutting your demo reel with her award-winning editorial prowess. If you're in the biz, you know what a bargain this is. Hop on this one QUICK!
Reel edit must be claimed within 6 months of the Seed&Spark campaign closing. For terms and information visit the FAQ at www.JAG42.com
PLUS:
Social Media Shout-Out
Website THANK YOU!
MP3 Run Kristen Run
Thank you in credits and IMDb
Link to Pilot
Sold Out!
$200
TOLD YOU SO
Virtual Q&A with the TEAM!
Hop on an hour long video call with the whole gang and ask ANY questions you want! Wondering about our process, this journey, filmmaking, acting, how to perform the sleeper hold, what combo your sister uses on her diary … just ask us … we know everything!
PLUS:
Social Media Shout Out
Website THANK YOU!
MP3 Run Kristen Run
Thank you in credits and IMDb
Link to Pilot
Claimed: 2 of 5
$500
FAMILY REUNION
You and a guest are invited to our wrap party! Now that all the hard work is done the sisters are sure to behave at this shindig, uhmmmm … right? Come at your own risk and bring plenty of gauze.
Travel and lodging not provided
PLUS:
Social Media Shout Out
Website THANK YOU!
MP3 Run Kristen Run
Link to Pilot
IMBD Thank you
Claimed: 2 of 6
$600
MIND YOUR MANNERS
Bring a pal and meet us for lunch in New York City because there’s nothing like actually witnessing the 3 sisters out in public and trying to agree on appetizers … or anything.
(Location TBD)
Travel and lodging not provided
PLUS:
Social Media Shout Out
Website THANK YOU!
MP3 Run Kristen Run
Thank you in credits and IMDb
Link to Pilot
Claimed: 0 of 4
$1,000
TAG ALONG
Associate Producer Credit on IMDb
Yeh, you! Consider yourself a Hollywood heavyweight as you now have an associate producer credit on this award winning series. #bragworthy Welcome to the fam.
PLUS:
Social Media Shout Out
Website THANK YOU!
MP3 Run Kristen Run
Link to Pilot
Claimed: 2 of 5
$5,000
COLD CASH, WARM HEARTS
Individual Episode Sponsorship
Yes, our love can be bought and so can an episode of SCRATCH THIS. Sounds pretty cool huh? Not only does it sound cool, but based on the success of our pilot, having your company, product, or even your Momma’s name seen (and heard) by new customers at each venue, not to mention the online exposure IS super cool!
PLUS:
Social Media Shout Out
Website THANK YOU!
MP3 Run Kristen Run
Link to Pilot
Claimed: 0 of 8
$5,000
HEAD OF THE FAMILY
Executive Producer
When it’s all said and done there is no one who is there for you more than your family. Except your Executive Producer of course! That’s where you come in. Step into this role and be worshipped by the entire cast and crew. Also be the envy of your neighbors, your Facebook friends, and even secure a guaranteed place in heaven. #fact
PLUS:
Social Media Shout Out
Website THANK YOU!
MP3 Run Kristen Run
Link to Pilot
Claimed: 0 of 3
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Current Team
About This Team
Jody Lauren Miller- Writer/Director/Co-Producer
A director known for a clever comedic storytelling-style, Jody is heavily influenced by her extensive improv comedy background.
She's been featured as one of SHOOT Magazines “New Directors”, won a Gracie Award as well as a handful of digital and branded content Make-an-Ad competitions, totaling almost $100,000 in prize money. Jody earned the Diversity Award to Superlounge's "Directors Boot Camp" and has recently been added to the world renowned director's collective FREE THE BID, Alma Har'el’s initiative advocating on behalf of women directors for equal opportunities in the global advertising industry.
Her 2018/19 short films “Come On In” and “Scratch This” are running the festival circuit winning multiple awards including Best-In-Show, Best Actor, Best Comedy, Best Ensemble Cast, and Grand Prize.
Jody regularly writes, produces and directs the ongoing, original, viral, comedy series, SKITTERED "Your tweet, made funny". Developed by Miller, the SKITTERED team takes tweets at random and makes short, funny videos based on those tweets.Miller cut her teeth in the business working as an award winning on-staff producer with NFL Films where she had a hand in many of the most notable NFL Films productions to date.
Currently Jody is taking her unique perspective and tackling sexism in the biz with her documentary "Just Ad Man".Laura Dowling Shea - Actress/Producer
Laura is Executive Producer for the feature film FLUIDITY, written and directed by Linda Yellen, filmed in New York City and now streaming on SHOWTIME.
She also produced and starred in the award winning short comedy GREAT EXPECTATIONS written by Dorothy Marcic and the short Drama THE SPILLING Directed by Linda Yellen. Both films continue to screen and win awards. GREAT EXPECTATIONS has been picked up by Direct TV, details coming soon.
Laura loves comedy and is having the time of her life producing and starring in SCRATCH THIS, the webseries.
Producing comes naturally to Laura as she has spent many years as a corporate executive prior to dedicating herself full-time to acting and producing. She was awarded the designation of Global Leadership Professional (GLP) from the Wharton School of Business in 2013. To ensure she is able to meet the demands of being a multi-hyphenate, she became a Reiki Master and has incorporated many holistic practices into her life. www.LauraDowlingShea.com
Jessica Alexandra Green - Actor/Editor/Producer
Jessica Green is an award-winning actor, director, and editor who currently has a handful of films and web series screening around the world. Winning awards in each of these categories, she’s a highly sought after multi-faceted storyteller who brings heartfelt, touching, and hysterical films to life.
Nominated for BEST DIRECTOR of a COMEDY from the 2019 Indie Series Awards, Jessica continues on the comedic track, but this time in front of the camera, starring in the new outrageous physical comedy series, SCRATCH THIS.
This fall, Jessica is looking forward to playing Sandy in “From Venus With Love,” and traveling to Italy where she will represent two of her web series, both of which will be honored at this year's Sicily Web Fest.Jessica Sherr - Actress/Co-Producer
"A Bright Comedic Energy"- Chicago Reader, grew up in San Diego, California. Jessica is a graduate of the Wynn Handman Acting Studio and has studied improv at UCB and The PIT. Jessica appears on Season 2 of CLAWS (TNT), CLOAK and DAGGER (ABC FreeForm), and was recently seen on BLUE BLOODS (CBS) opposite Donnie Wahlberg. Her film One, Two, Guess Who is Who directed by Italian director, Lorenzo Faccenda, screened at The London International Filmmaker Festival and has won Best Feature Film at New York Film Awards and Best Foreign Feature at The Los Angeles Independent Film Awards, and her short film Wicked Image is now in post-production. Jessica is the writer of the acclaimed one-woman show, BETTE DAVIS AIN'T FOR SISSIES. She had her international debut at The Edinburgh Fringe Festival and a successful 4-week run in Chicago, and a monthly residency at The Actors Episcopal Guild in New York. “Bette Davis is Bad-Ass”—The Fourth Walsh.
Jessica is a certified personal trainer, holds her New York Real Estate License, and is married to Doug Schneider. When not on stage you can find Jessica at Rockaway Beach surfing. www.JessicaSherr.com www.BetteDavisAintForSissies.com
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