Seymour the Unfortunate Vampire
by Salvatore Conca
Salvatore Conca
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Seymour the Unfortunate Vampire
by Salvatore Conca
Salvatore Conca
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If you're interested in a fun story about struggling for acceptance and finding a place in the world, peppered with vampires, werewolves and laughs, Seymour the Unfortunate Vampire is a web series you will want to see. It's a story everyone can relate to....And vampires!
If you're interested in a fun story about struggling for acceptance and finding a place in the world, peppered with vampires, werewolves and laughs, Seymour the Unfortunate Vampire is a web series you will want to see. It's a story everyone can relate to....And vampires!
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Mission Statement
We've created several strong female characters to carry the story forward. Our podcast allowed us to diversify our talent pool that we wouldn't have had access to otherwise. It's the first cast we've assembled outside of our local contacts including retired Navy & veteran actor Marshall Teague.About The Project
Seymour the Unfortunate Vampire was originally written as a feature length film a few years ago and focuses more on the origin story. After many creative sessions we felt a web series would be a great way to introduce Seymour to the world and give people a taste of what could be expected in a full length feature as well as more installments of the series.
Say hello to Seymour played by our founding partner Joe Kane.
Here's a brief synopsis of the web series: In a world occupied by numerous supernatural creatures, good-natured Seymour, is mistakenly turned into a vampire and struggles to adapt and stay one step ahead of the vampire hunters who want him dead.
Seymour and his friends, Corrina and Wally, are desperate to avoid the vampire hunters, while securing a constant source of blood that does not involve Seymour attacking humans. However, as Seymour gets hungrier he must learn to control his urges. Strange circumstances abound as he also endeavors to keep the particulars of his new existence from his family. Seymour has to work his way out of many uncomfortable situations in his new altered life while adapting to his new normal.
Seymour finds some comfort after his encounter with the Agency of Supernatural Rehabilitation Services. A world wise werewolf, named Chester, is sent to guide him through this transition. Chester is charmingly unrefined and is keen to keep an eye on the unfortunate Seymour as he knows how unaccepting humans can be to those who are different.
A new threat arises when Seymour’s condition is inadvertently revealed to a fairy (displaying no characteristics normally associated with being a fairy). Lark Cedarcreek, is tall and usually bears no visible wings. Far from being a gentle, nymph like creature, he bears a greater resemblance to Boris Karlof. It is revealed that while the blood of a fairy can allow a vampire to walk in the light of day, fairies are dangerous to vampires because vampire blood is like a drug to them.
The story culminates with Seymour being forced to choose between his own life and that of his friends due to the deception of Lark. The series is threaded with action, sarcasm and situational humor. Seymour is lovable, and naive. His friends are loyal. It is an adventure through the surprises experienced by a newly turned, fairly innocent vampire to find acceptance of himself, friends, family and survival with his new life.
About the cast of characters:
Chester the Werewolf played by Marshall Teague
Chester, a werewolf and mentor for the SRS will be played by actor Marshall Teague. Marshall has appeared in over 130 film and television shows and is best known for his roles in Road House (1989), Armageddon (1998) and The Rock (1996). He was even a recurring character on Babylon 5 as Ta'Lon. We got to know Marshall as a guest on our podcast while he was promoting the indie film Road to the Well. During that interview his charming straightforward attitude was clear as day. We joked about working together in the future and now that day has come! Get to know Marshall better in our Interview with Marshall Teague.Corrina, Seymour's Best Friend played by Jacqueline Real
Jacqueline Real is a native New Yorker as well as a working SAG-AFTRA/EQUITY actress. After a year of activism and volunteer work, she has finally focused her passions and launched the company The REAL Brand NYC. The REAL Brand NYC combines her love of activism, volunteering, and film making. The most recent film she produced, ‘How Far’ (2016), was featured at the New York Short Film Festival. For more info on Jacqueline’s multiple skills go to follow her on IG @JacquelineReal!Peggy, The Vampire Hunter played by Tonya Kay
Peggy, The Vampire Hunter is a hot headed, kick ass female played by Tonya Kay aka The Most Dangerous Woman in Hollywood. Her talents are as diversified as they are bold. From stunt woman to dramatic actress, comedy to dancer. Tonya is known for her role in the Lifetime movie The Other Wife and will be a series regular on the El Rey Network's Puppet Master: Axis Termination. Get to know Tonya better in our Interview with Tonya Kay.Guy The Vampire Hunter played by Ethan Marten
Guy, The Vampire Hunter is cool, calm, collective and a little clueless. The role of Guy will be played by Ethan Marten who does his best to keep Peggy from making a scene. Ethan is the producer of the indie film Eyes of the Roshi. Ethan is the founder of Light Age Films and has a rich history in the indie film industry dating back to his father's relationship with indie horror icon Sam Sherman. Get to know Ethan better in our Interview with Eyes of the Roshi.Wally, Seymour's Other Best Friend played by Wayne Heckler
Wally is Seymour's other best friend and despite his good nature he's distracted by the potential of becoming a vampire himself. His indulgence in video games and comic books has distorted his view of the realites of being a vampire. Wayne Heckler is a founding partner of Heckler Kane creations and has a diverse creative background as a musician and writer. Gertrude, Seymour's Mother played by Clare Lowell
Gertrude doesn't know Seymour has been turned, all she knows is she misses her son and wants him to be happy. Clare Lowell is a SAG/AFTRA actress located in New York.Baron Misuraca as Baron the Vampire
A creature of the night, Baron encounters some unwanted attention. Baron Misuraca is an actor, musician and vocalist located in New York.Amanda Mac & Mike Staub of Bad Mary
Mike and Amanda play the roles of Jessica and Heap. Jessica is Chester's daughter and Heap is the not so welcome boyfriend. Amanda and Mike are the husband wife duo and members of the Long Island punk rock band Bad Mary. Music will play a pivotal role in Seymour the Unfortunate Vampire and Bad Mary will be a featured contributor to the soundtrack. Agent Odin played by Sal Conca
Agent Odin is an SRS Agent (Supernatural Rehabilitation Services) assigned to Seymour's case file. A former vampire hunter, he had a change of heart when his father was turned years prior. Now he has nothing but the best of intentions and only wants to help people like Seymour adjust to their new life. Working from the behind the scenes Agent Odin and the SRS are a powerful in bringing peace and harmony to an otherwise divided world. Played by Sal Conca, this will be his debut on screen. He is the executive producer of the film and best known to Heckler Kane Creations as the business guy. The fun part of this project is we are fans of the genre. We grew up on vampire horror comedies like Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Once Bitten, Fright Night, The Lost Boys and other classics. We want to make something we'd enjoy watching while delivering a message of acceptance in a brutal world of reality.
For info visit http://hecklerkane.com/seymour
Heckler Kane Creations was founded on the premise of storytelling. The journey over the past couple of years has been creative, fulfilling and a lot of hard work. We've cut our teeth making music videos, commercials, short films and more. Most importantly we believe in supporting other passionate and creative people and businesses. 
Last year we created the Imperfect Podcast that features weekly interviews with other indie film makers, actors and creative talent. The podcast has been an amazing experience and allowed us to make relationships with dozens of talented people, press access to film festivals and a growing fan base. Incentives
$10
Blood bond Shoutout
A feeling of attraction between a vampyre and a donor that is often felt only by the donor. You will be rewarded for your loyalty with a social media shoutout.
$25
Ask A Vampire - Personal Video
Have questions about being a vampire such as...
Can a vampire get drunk?
Do all vampires sleep in coffins?
What happens if a vampire eats food?
We'll answer whatever question you want us to in a fun 30 second video, plus a shoutout on social media and a link to download the series.
Claimed: 4 of 30
$50
Seymour The Vampire Digital Download
Adra's are fledgling vampire sponsors. You'll be rewareded for your sponsorship with a link to download and screen the series before it goes to festivals or anywhere else. We will also give you special thanks in the credits for sponsoring Seymour and a shoutout on social media!
$100
Earn an IMDB Credit - Be An Extra on Long Island
A Golden Circle involves Individuals who form a vampire coven. Be an extra on August 14th at KJ Farrell's in Bellmore, NY. You'll get a chance to be made up as a vampire, a digital download of the series, a free drink ticket, a special thanks in the credits and a social media shoutout.
Claimed: 3 of 20
$100
Golden Circle Commuter
A Golden Circle involves Individuals who form a vampire coven. Have your name or business featured in the web series in a creative way, plus a digital download of the series, a free drink ticket, a special thanks in the credits and a social media shoutout.
Claimed: 5 of 8
$200
Meet Jimmy from Road House on Long Island!
Meet veteran actor Marshall Teague know for his role as Jimmy in Road House, Armageddon, The Rock and countless others. We'll set aside some time for you to talk one on one with him about his acting career, his friendship with Chuck Norris or BBQ (Marshall's favorite topic). This will take place Monday August 14th at KJ Farrell's in Bellmore, NY. You'll aso get a digital download of the series and special thanks in the credits along with a social media shoutout.
Watch our exclusive interview with Marshall below
Claimed: 1 of 2
$750
Haven - A Day on Set on Long Island
Haven is the place where vampires meet. Become one of us! Spend 1 day on set with our cast. Talk to working veteran actors, learn about movie making and support indie film and the arts on Long Island. You'll get your name in the credits with a special thank you, a link to screen the series, social media shoutouts and other surprises from the cast. Must provide your own transportation to and from set on Long Island. Days and locations TBD. Shooting takes place August 12 - 18 2017.
Claimed: 0 of 2
$1,000
The Hunger - Be an Associate Producer
Hunger for vampires is an intense psychological and physical need to feed. With your donation you'll help secure your hunger for our production and be elevated to new heights with an associate producers credit on IMDB, a special thank you live from set, a featured extra (must be able to get to Long Island) should you choose to be and a link to screen the series.
Claimed: 0 of 2
$1,500
Of The Blood - Get a Music Video or Commercial
You've been identified as one of our own. You'll be rewarded with a 30 second commercial spot for your business or a full length music video for your band! This includes a 3 hour shoot and 3 hours of post production. You'll be recognized as a sponsor and be given an executive producer credit on IMDB. You'll also get a personlized thank you video from the cast and a link to screen the series.
Shoot in Tri-State Area preferred. Anywhere else there may be additional cost for transportation.
Check out our work here:
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Use the WishList to pledge cash and loan items - or - Make a pledge by selecting an incentive directly.
$10
Blood bond Shoutout
A feeling of attraction between a vampyre and a donor that is often felt only by the donor. You will be rewarded for your loyalty with a social media shoutout.
$25
Ask A Vampire - Personal Video
Have questions about being a vampire such as...
Can a vampire get drunk?
Do all vampires sleep in coffins?
What happens if a vampire eats food?
We'll answer whatever question you want us to in a fun 30 second video, plus a shoutout on social media and a link to download the series.
Claimed: 4 of 30
$50
Seymour The Vampire Digital Download
Adra's are fledgling vampire sponsors. You'll be rewareded for your sponsorship with a link to download and screen the series before it goes to festivals or anywhere else. We will also give you special thanks in the credits for sponsoring Seymour and a shoutout on social media!
$100
Earn an IMDB Credit - Be An Extra on Long Island
A Golden Circle involves Individuals who form a vampire coven. Be an extra on August 14th at KJ Farrell's in Bellmore, NY. You'll get a chance to be made up as a vampire, a digital download of the series, a free drink ticket, a special thanks in the credits and a social media shoutout.
Claimed: 3 of 20
$100
Golden Circle Commuter
A Golden Circle involves Individuals who form a vampire coven. Have your name or business featured in the web series in a creative way, plus a digital download of the series, a free drink ticket, a special thanks in the credits and a social media shoutout.
Claimed: 5 of 8
$200
Meet Jimmy from Road House on Long Island!
Meet veteran actor Marshall Teague know for his role as Jimmy in Road House, Armageddon, The Rock and countless others. We'll set aside some time for you to talk one on one with him about his acting career, his friendship with Chuck Norris or BBQ (Marshall's favorite topic). This will take place Monday August 14th at KJ Farrell's in Bellmore, NY. You'll aso get a digital download of the series and special thanks in the credits along with a social media shoutout.
Watch our exclusive interview with Marshall below
Claimed: 1 of 2
$750
Haven - A Day on Set on Long Island
Haven is the place where vampires meet. Become one of us! Spend 1 day on set with our cast. Talk to working veteran actors, learn about movie making and support indie film and the arts on Long Island. You'll get your name in the credits with a special thank you, a link to screen the series, social media shoutouts and other surprises from the cast. Must provide your own transportation to and from set on Long Island. Days and locations TBD. Shooting takes place August 12 - 18 2017.
Claimed: 0 of 2
$1,000
The Hunger - Be an Associate Producer
Hunger for vampires is an intense psychological and physical need to feed. With your donation you'll help secure your hunger for our production and be elevated to new heights with an associate producers credit on IMDB, a special thank you live from set, a featured extra (must be able to get to Long Island) should you choose to be and a link to screen the series.
Claimed: 0 of 2
$1,500
Of The Blood - Get a Music Video or Commercial
You've been identified as one of our own. You'll be rewarded with a 30 second commercial spot for your business or a full length music video for your band! This includes a 3 hour shoot and 3 hours of post production. You'll be recognized as a sponsor and be given an executive producer credit on IMDB. You'll also get a personlized thank you video from the cast and a link to screen the series.
Shoot in Tri-State Area preferred. Anywhere else there may be additional cost for transportation.
Check out our work here:
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About This Team
Joe Kane: Writer, Actor, Producer & Editor
Joe is a natural born musician, who began playing instruments while he was still in the single digits of his life. He has performed in countless bands as a guitar, piano, bass, and drum player. Some of his idols include Eric Clapton, Quentin Tarantino, Tim Burton, and Dan Aykroyd.
Joe earned his Bachelors degree in Music Education and a Masters in Music Composition. He has spent the last twelve years directing theater. As one of the original partners of Heckler Kane, Joe has immersed himself in the company. Spending endless hours, Joe is busy perfecting the work the company produces. A jack-of-all-trades, Joe has taken on many roles in the company. His most prominent roles are that of a writer, producer and editor. Joe is also a co-host for the The Imperfect Podcast.
Known among the partners as a creative personality, Joe’s whimsical visions push the limits of the work they are able to create. Joe has proven himself to be a forward thinker by creating new story lines and concepts that are entertaining and unique. Joe is constantly pushing boundaries and exciting his partners to complete projects essential for the companies growth.
Wayne Heckler: Actor & Director
Wayne has had a life long interest in the arts, with his love for film originating from his attraction to words and their affects on society. At a young age, Wayne found himself immersed in poetry and admiring the work of musicians like Jim Morrison of The Doors. The meaningful words artists use to express themselves are what attract him to specific types of music. This is why he also admires the French writer Gustave Flaubert, who believed every piece included in art should have a purpose. Wayne lives and creates by these ideals, which is why he is such a calculated artist. He is certainly an “out-of-the-box” thinker. His eccentric visions help create projects that are authentic and unlike anything else being created.
Wayne has degrees in music and he has been involved in directing theater for over a decade. He is a musician who can play many instruments, however he has really focused on becoming a classically trained pianist. Some of Wayne’s most significant work have been his acting and directing even though he has worn many hats as a partner in the company. In addition Wayne has a larger than life personality, whose positive attitude and comedy breathes life into the company.
Dan Kane: Writer & Producer
As a former college athlete, Dan understands the importance of discipline and hard work. His time off of the basketball court was spent focusing on American Studies, giving him insight into real life events and how they have shaped the world we live. Dan brings realistic perspectives to the company’s projects. Dan also has a background in music as a drummer. As Joe’s younger brother, Dan has been an integral part of Heckler Kane from the very beginning. Acting as a confident for his older brother to bring forth his creative visions.
By 2013, Dan took a much more active role in the company during the production of the short film “Bad Luck Charley”. Since then, Dan has become a significant part of the team with his creative writing skills. On set Dan handles many responsibilities, including sound, acting, and co hosting the weekly podcast. Dan admires individuals such as Martin Scorsese, Robert DeNiro, Al Pacino, and Frances Ford Coppola.
Dan’s partners describe him as the quiet intellect of the group, with impeccable comedic timing. Although he may be quite, he is constantly analyzing situations. Bringing thought out and concise visions to the table, Dan’s opinions are highly regarded.
Sal Conca: Marketing, Producer & Cinematographer
As a long time friend and band mate of Joe, Sal is the newest addition to Heckler Kane Creations. Sal is a classically trained saxophonist and a taught himself guitar. With a bachelor’s degree in music business and an MBA in marketing. Known as the “businessman” of the group, Sal brings new insight to the group. He is affectionately The team relies on his ability to organize and control the chaos that comes during the planning of projects.
Sal is a fan of movies from the 80’s and 90’s bands such as Pearl Jam. He took the reigns as producer and show runner for the Imperfect Podcast. The podcast is an opportunity to show case talented individuals and build relationships. In addition to producing podcasts, Sal has been an active force behind Heckler Kane’s social media campaigns. Somehow Sal still manages to contribute his talents to film projects by running sound and getting behind the camera more and more.
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